So There’s a Donald Trump Sex Doll Now
Remember the “Sexy Donald Trump” Halloween costume from September? You know, the one that made you throw up a little in your mouth, especially when I suggested you dress as “Sexy El Chapo” and chase...
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Florida Standoff Delayed Due to Sexy Times
The latest batch of #Florida news comes from Jacksonville, where a police standoff went late into the night because a woman wanted to have sex with a wanted man “one last time.” According to the...
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Rand Paul Thinks Federal Reserve Is ‘Sexy Issue’ for 2016 Election
Kentucky Republican Sen. Rand Paul happens to think that, despite claims to the contrary, discussing the Federal Reserve is a very sexy thing to do in the 2016 presidential election. The GOP...
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Elderly Wisconsin Woman Claims Neighbors Chanted ‘ISIS Is Good, ISIS Is...
A nosy neighbor in the village of Brown Deer, Wisconsin reported her neighbors to the local police on suspicion of terrorist activities. Her evidence? That they were exclaiming the wonders of the...
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Belgian Police, Soldiers Held Alleged Orgy During Brussels Terror Lockdown
Ever since Belgium raised its terror alert, especially in the city of Brussels, Belgians have been fearful of an attack a la what happened in Paris. The ensuing lockdown didn’t go to waste, as two...
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Things We Didn’t Want to Know: Eating Boa Constrictors Increases Your Sex Drive
We are all for food, and we are all for sex — and then there are some things that we straight up just can’t do. Fortunately, VICE’s Munchies has a new show to simultaneously disgust and intrigue all of...
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Julian Niccolini, Four Seasons Restaurateur, Charged With Sexual Abuse
The inglorious fall of the iconic Four Seasons restaurant continues, as its managing partner Julian Niccolini, was arraigned yesterday, charged with the sexual abuse of a party guest at the Seagram...
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Help Us Find the Racist Quotes About Sex Sen. Claire McCaskill Thinks She...
Have you ever heard Donald Trump talk lewdly about his sexual exploits with black women? No, seriously, have you? Today, on MSNBC’s Morning Joe, Senator Claire McCaskill referred to plenty of things...
View ArticleReporter Assures His Viewers That Nearby Couple is Definitely NOT Having Sex...
Awkward. Something hilariously inappropriate may or may not have happened behind BBC anchor Dan Walker while he was doing a Thursday night report live on the Olympics at Rio de Janeiro’s Copacabana...
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Florida Candidate: ‘Hillary Is Under No Illusions That You Want to Have Sex...
A Florida candidate for Congress was secretly caught making a really weird comment about how Hillary Clinton isn’t trying to win over voters by being a sexy seductress. Joe Garcia is a Democrat trying...
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Stop Sharing That Video That Supposedly Shows Obama Flaunting an Erection
Maybe by now you’ve seen the following video (or at least the headline that goes with it): The minute I saw that headline, I thought of this: Every few months or so, my Facebook newsfeed is electrified...
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Here’s the Real Reason Sexual Harassment Claims Within TV ‘News’ Are Now...
The Internets are abuzz today with the New York Times report (which is basically just a more extensive version of a LawNewz exclusive from yesterday) that Fox News Channel has recently settled an...
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‘Garfield is Male’: Creator Jim Davis Puts Feline’s Gender Flame War to Rest
Jim Davis, the cartoonist creator of Garfield, recently had to confirm the obvious about the lasagna-loving feline — that he is male — after a war of words over the character’s sex on his Wikipedia...
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Website Has Published a Guide to Anal Sex
“First it was shocking, then it was having a cultural moment, now it’s practically standard in the modern bedroom repertoire,” says Goop. The piece, which can be found in this week’s issue of Gwyneth...
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MTV is Doing Away with ‘Gendered’ Awards Because … Nothing Makes Sense Anymore
MTV not only rebooted its annual MTV Movie Awards by adding TV awards this year, but took the supposedly progressive move of eliminating male and female as separate categories from its best acting...
View ArticleMika Brzezinski: What Clinton Was to Sex Donald Trump is to ‘Decency’
Mika Brzezinski took a turn into the analogies portion of Morning Joe with a curious comparison to sex and Bill Clinton … and Donald Trump “I know that you’re on the edge of your seat as I talk about...
View ArticleBBC Employee Caught Watching Sex Scene in the Middle of Newscast
English anchor Sophie Raworth presented for BBC’s News at Ten earlier this week, but what she didn’t know during her live broadcast was that sexy time was getting started just over her shoulder....
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Richard Pryor’s Widow Confirms That He Had Sex With Marlon Brando: ‘It Was...
Jennifer Lee Pryor, comedy legend Richard Pryor‘s widow, confirmed an account given to Vulture by music icon Quincy Jones that Pryor and storied actor Marlon Brando had sex once upon a time. Jones...
View ArticleWatch Christiane Amanpour Awkwardly Talk About Sex in New CNN Show: ‘Ladies,...
Christiane Amanpour, perhaps one of the most serious, accomplished investigative journalists of our time, was on CNN Saturday night chatting about dildos. This in service of her new series, Sex and...
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Jon Stewart Shreds Apart Red State Laws With Hilarious Game Of ‘Sodomy!...
Jon Stewart tonight turned away from the absurdity of Congress to absurdity on a more local level. He described states as the “meth labs of democracy,” and played a game of “Sodomy! Zygotes! Welfare!”...
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